*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING
i love how matty always looks so done in interviews, i mean
I really enjoy Adam Scott struggling not to smile at Amy Poehler’s hilarity.
when you have to go somewhere early in the morning but your parents aren’t waking up
we have to sacrifice someone so david bowie never dies
i think he said no, but im not sure, so lets go with yes
We know he wants it.
i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second
Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?
Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshoots
hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.
this alone is better than meeting one direction