z
zeldathemes
The show must go all over the place or something
Allons-y!

disneygirldreams:

majesticwatermagic:

everyday-disney-inspiration:

'You were mine.’

what gives you the right?

WHO GAVE YOU THE FREAKING RIGHT? WHO? TELL ME!!!!!!!

gO TO YOUR ROOM

suspend:

have you ever felt that tension with someone where out of nowhere you just want to grab them, kiss them and make them beg, make them ask for more. their eyes and body drive you nuts and you just want them and you’ll do anything to get them, touch them, hear them, own them and you know you just crave for them and its like your life depends on it and you will never get enough

eldrkevinprice:

if the broadway and theatre community dislikes bootlegs so much and don’t want people filming their shows they need to work on making theatre a more accessible form of media by filming shows professionally because you know they talk a lot about being a very open welcoming community but don’t do anything to make that community welcoming to people who can’t afford to see shows or people who live in rural areas and are literally unable to attend shows at all

siempreniall:

do you think zayn, harry, louis, and liam ever are just sitting around and one of them will say “i think niall’s my favorite” and they’ll just all nod in agreement 

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

gfxqueen:


foreveralone-lyguy:

I’m not sure what to focus on
Her hair? her clothes? her shoes? the fact that her hair kinda looks like the tree in the background

How does she drive

gfxqueen:

foreveralone-lyguy:

I’m not sure what to focus on

Her hair? her clothes? her shoes? the fact that her hair kinda looks like the tree in the background

How does she drive

vulcanhobgoblin:

be back for dinner

i laugh every time omfg

butterbeermustache:

So I finally cracked open my Princess Diaries special edition dvd, and immediately went to the bloopers, as you do, and decided that the internet needed even more reasons to love Julie Andrews. You’re welcome.

dancys:

let’s just appreciate the new outfit.

rawr-its-red:

theycallmethemoose:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

stammsternenstaub:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

asterion22:

prettylittletmi:

Daniel Radcliffe Brushes Off ‘Fifty Shades’ Snub (x)

I appreciate the very real disgust on his face in the second gif. 

i bet rob pattinson just rang him up and screamed don’t do it in the phone

I bet this phonecall happened at 2am with no greeting and Dan knew exactly who it was and why.

I bet Robert Pattinson has made it his mission in life to prevent people from taking shitty roles that will haunt them forever and everyone in Hollywood knows it and now he’s like the Acting Avenger

the Acting Avenger

Bless this post.

lokidokeyartichoki:

So apparently my facebook friends appreciate my nightblogger side. They never like any of my other posts, but the minute I bring up pasta all bets are off.

lokidokeyartichoki:

So apparently my facebook friends appreciate my nightblogger side. They never like any of my other posts, but the minute I bring up pasta all bets are off.

miss-mother-fucker:

This just in: Lays thinks Communism is inappropriate and offensive to my mother. 

roundtop:

asking the tough questions

saucefactory:

dannyprouvaire:

dammitjim-imthedoctor:

dannyprouvaire:

dammitjim-imthedoctor:

peabodysfedora:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

I am a literature student and I have tears of laughter in my eyes

"Oh, to be toilet paper, that I might touch that cheek."

#The Tragic Tale of Bumeo and Juliass (via dammitjim-imthedoctor)

"Do you wipe your bum at us, sir?"

"No, sir, I do not wipe my bum at you, sir, but I wipe my bum, sir."

"Diarrhea on both your houses!"

#Good night good night farting is such sweet sorrow

"How silver-sweet sound lovers’ toots by night,
Like the softest music to attending ears.”

THIS POST IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME